GET YOUR WORTHLESS
COIN NOW!!
They've "done their research," which mainly means they read three tweets and a TikTok. They're
emotionally stable-except when their coin drops 8%, at which point they enter a full existential crisis,
only to rise like a phoenix when it bounces back 2%.
They're not just buying coins-they're buying freedom, financial independence, and the ability to say "I
told you so" at Thanksgiving dinner.
In short: we are pioneers, jesters, dreamers... or just really bored on a Tuesday night.